What does Piers Morgan have to do to get fired?

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Obsequious twat Piers Morgan, one of the 10 Most Annoying People of 2011, set a dubious record Tuesday night, drawing CNN’s lowest rating in the 9 p.m. time spot in 15 years.

His ratings suck so bad that CNN has to be at least considering ending their relationship with the obnoxious Brit. It’s not like he adds any prestige, fawning over celebrities in a way that would embarrass Mary Hart. (And is everyone at CNN contractually obligated to kiss Michael Jackson’s dead ass?)

CNN’s Piers Morgan Tonight ratings for the first quarter of 2012* were down 40% among the news ad target adults 25-54 demo and down 36% among all viewers compared to the same period in 2011.