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Tag Archives: Americans scare me
Sucks when that happens
How long before a Public Service Announcement on the dangers of drinking gasoline and smoking is produced?
God save us from gay geeks with crappy musical taste
Masochist that I am, I have nonetheless managed to avoid “Glee.” A troublemaking friend, mindful of my disdain for musicals and gay cliches, directed me to this clip just to get my reaction. Expletives deleted.
I’m embarrassed for us all.
Forgive Chris Brown because he’s a handsome celebrity
BuzzFeed collected another two dozen tweets just like the one below:
Stop encouraging flash mobbers
To those people snapping pictures and clapping enthusiastically, please stop. You’re only encouraging them.
Remembering when Mitt Romney produced the Super Bowl halftime show
Ladies and gentleman, your GOP frontrunner
You can bet even this was focus grouped by The Anchorman’s campaign.
I’ll trade you the drug addict for the closeted gay
Gary Busey and Ted Haggard are swapping wives — for our entertainment, of course.
Ah, the sanctity of marriage.
For those who consider Snuggies too limiting
Cap du jour, Disney edition
Two loyal Malcontenters visiting Disney World with their 5-year-old sent along this snapshot. The people-watching has made their trip a little more tolerable.
I’d only go to Disney if the alternative was attending a diversity workshop.
Americans scare me
Apparently waffles are more popular than I thought.
Weird overgrown adolescents camping out to see crappy flick
Team Loser
If you see an adult “Twilight” fan camping out for Friday’s premiere of the tween favorite do me a favor and mock them.
”It’s grown from something so small into something so huge,” says Eloisa Aguayo, 26, of San Diego, who also camped out for “New Moon” and “Eclipse.”
Clutching Robert Pattinson fan magazines in plastic bags to shield them from the rain, she insisted that though the crowds have grown, the camaraderie between fans has never changed.
”These people are like my family,” she said. ”No one even argues.” …
Jay Tewake, 21, spent $1,200 for a ticket to fly 10,000 miles from Auckland, New Zealand.
”It’s definitely well worth it,” he said after leading his tent neighborhood in rousing cheers, ”if just to see everyone enjoying themselves.”
It’s not Tim Tebow’s fault I’m sick of Tim Tebow
I have no problem with the Denver quarterback, who seems genuine in his beliefs.
His cult-like fans, on the other hand …
All I want for Christmas can be found on my Amazon wish list
You can tell a lot about a person by what they request on their Amazon wish list. (Just having an Amazon wish list says enough.)
This 40something male, who shall remain nameless (thus the absence of a link), has roughly 800 items listed, including 121 costumes:
Forum Novelties Inc.
$59.99
$39.95
Rubie’s Costume Co
$21.99$13.99
An “adult men’s Halloween Cousin It” wig ($49.99) also makes the cut. Unfortunately, the “Shabby Security Guard” costume he requested is no longer available.
Who pays to see Amy Fisher’s husband fight Joey Buttafuoco?
Degenerate gamblers? Geraldo Rivera? People who still miss the XFL?
Also on the ticket: the dude whose wife left him for the 57-year-old guitarist for Journey, Jose Canseco (natch) and the Octomom (natcher).
