Somewhere, a KFC employee is saying ‘told ya’
I’m sure no one believed those drive-thru employees who claimed they once sold 15 super-sized value meals to Marlon Brando. Cooped up together for 500 miles were three of the [...]
Category Archives: weird wild stuff
Eye wide shut
The husband of ailing Hollywood socialite and actress Zsa Zsa Gabor was hospitalized after accidentally gluing one of his own eyes shut. Gabor, 93, has been in and out of [...]
A has-been convention sings ‘Let it Be’ alongside three creepy Norwegians
Follow the link if you can’t see it here. My theory: A very rich Norwegian with a good sense of humor bet a friend that he could gather every living [...]
don’t be tardy for the prayer vigil
I’m guessing this is a first: Jewell’s family was angered by the report and plans to hold a prayer vigil at 7:30 p.m. Thursday in the parking lot of the [...]
from the olan mills safe
what do jackee, gene gene the dancing machine and a two-year-old girl have in common?
Bobby and Bobbi Bubbles have the most adorable little girl. Smart, too. And, through no fault of her own, a little weird. I’ll take some responsibility for that — along [...]
headline du jour
This explains everything: Hitler HAD only got one ball Not sure what explains the poor grammar in The Sun’s headline. Meanwhile, Georgia congressman Paul Broun is demanding a full investigation [...]
a strangely intoxicating collection
What do Cynthia McKinney, Bigfoot, Peter Sellers and a screaming Japanese man have in common? Inclusion in a “Best of YouTube” retrospective, compiled by yours truly on what must have [...]
have you thanked a pile of shit today?
If not, better hurry, because International Compost Awareness Week is almost over. The official theme: The Possibilities are Endless … Compost! Not bad, but for next year may I suggest, [...]
“i played with the ween”
It’s considered a cinematic abomination by most, but I say any movie that casts Aaron Freeman and Mickey Melchiondo merits respect.
