That’s Tenn. GOP gubernatorial candidate Rob Ramsey’s defense for opposing a new Islamic Center in Murfreesboro, where such a facility already exists. As is the case with the so-called Ground Zero mosque, there’s been no evidence presented linking the Murfreesboro mosque to radical Islam.
Now, I’m all about freedom of religion. I obey the first amendment as much as I obey the second amendment, as much as I obey the tenth amendment, and on and on and on. But you crossed a line when they start trying to bring Sharia Law into the state of Tennessee — into the United States. We live under our Constitution. …
You could even argue whether being a Muslim is actually a religion or is it a nationality, way of life, or cult, whatever you want to call it. But we do protect our religions, but this is something we’re going to have to face.
You’re more likely to hear “Rocky Top” in Syria than see Sharia law imposed Tennessee, but with an election upcoming, scaring voters takes precedence. Do Republicans really want to keep flirting with such outright religious bigotry?
If you were raised Baptist in the South, you likely spent about 260 hours a year in church. For most Protestants, noon Sunday is the longest time before more church, but not Baptists. By the time you got home from lunch at Po’ Folks or Morrison’s it was time to go back to church — Sunday nights, Monday nights, Wednesday nights … And that’s not counting all the revivals (when a visiting pastor was brought in to scare the hell out of you preaching about Hell) or that week of summer stolen by Vacation Bible School.
And there was no skipping church, not unless you were sick. On those rare Sunday mornings, pre-cable, “Lost in Space” on Channel 17 was pretty much the only option — unless you wanted to watch church on TV. I didn’t even really like “Lost in Space” but at least it meant one less hour under the steeple.
Witness hip hop evangelism with a Disney twist in this Christian alternative to “High School Musical.” Jesus must be so embarrassed.
Cue Hank Hill: “Can’t you see you’re not making Christianity better, you’re just making rock and roll worse?”
April 5, 2010 | ISSUE 46•14
Pope Benedict XVI explains which types of slow, deliberate touching the church deems inappropriate.
“Something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it,” Robertson said on his Christian Broadcasting Network show. “They were under the heel of the French … and they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, ‘We will serve you if you’ll get us free from the French.’
“True story. And the devil said, ‘OK, it’s a deal,’ ” Robertson said. “Ever since, they have been cursed by one thing after another.”
Robertson knows all about bargaining with the devil. He was an outspoken defender of Liberian warlord Charles Taylor, who forced cannibalism on his soliders to intimidate his enemies.
Taylor gave Robertson (who also had business dealings with dictator Mobutu Sese Seko of Zaire) the rights to mine for diamonds in Liberia’s mineral-rich countryside. According to two Operation Blessing pilots who reported this incident to the Commonwealth of Virginia for investigation in 1994, Robertson used his Operation Blessing planes to haul diamond-mining equipment to Robertson’s mines in Liberia, despite the fact that Robertson was telling his 700 Club viewers that the planes were sending relief supplies to the victims of the genocide in Rwanda. The subsequent investigation by the Commonwealth of Virginia concluded that Robertson diverted his ministry’s donations to the Liberian diamond-mining operation, but Attorney General of Virginia Mark Earley blocked any potential prosecution against Robertson, as the relief supplies were also sent.
From Amazon.com we learn that customers who bought communion wafers also purchased Astroglide (via BuzzFeed)
Blessed by the Lord above:
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Perhaps they’ll include a Book of Oxendine:
In other tweets on the subject, [Oxendine] has quoted evangelist Pat Robertson to the effect that, “There is no separation of church & state in the Constitution. It is a lie of the Left & we are not going to take it anymore.”
He also quoted Pat Buchanan: “We’re going to bring back God & the Bible & drive the gods of secular humanism right out of the public schools of America.”
A study of the most religious countries and states shows the U.S. in the middle and Georgia near the top.
I’m frankly surprised we haven’t seen more fringe right figures play the Antichrist card.
Who knew “SNL”-alum Victoria Jackson ran with that crowd? Apparently her dumb blonde routine was no shtick:
I don’t want a political label, but Obama bears traits that resemble the anti- Christ and I’m scared to death that un- educated people will ignorantly vote him into office.
You see, what bothers me most, besides being a Communist, and a racist …
Fundamentalist fearmongerer James Dobson previews life under an Obama administration:
• Boy Scouts disband after refusing to allow homosexual scoutmasters to sleep in the same tent as young boys
• First-graders get “compulsory training in varieties of gender identity,” and parents can no longer opt out of school-based sex ed for their kids
• Churches are declared “public accommodations” and forced to offer marriage ceremonies for homosexual couples
• Military must offer “sensitivity training” for troops forced to accept enlisted homosexuals
• The Supreme Court declares that “proselytizing speech” does not have the same protection as other speech, and Christian ministries are banned from college campuses
• Nurses who do not wish to participate in abortions will lose their jobs, and doctors who deliver babies at hospitals must perform abortions or lose their licenses
• The FCC nullifies all restrictions on obscene speech or visual portrayals on TV, and it’s now a 24-hour non-stop diet of explicit porn
• States are allowed to ban guns, and illegal gun-owners face stiff fines or prison terms
• Home-schoolers are forced to use state-approved curricula, and rather than do so, many emigrate to New Zealand or Australia where they may teach without restrictions
• The U.S. troop withdrawal from Iraq prompts a take-over by Al Qaeda, which in turn has carried out terrorist attacks on four U.S. cities
• Russia reclaims most of the old Soviet bloc, including the Baltic states, Poland, Hungary, Czech Republic and Bulgaria while UN & NATO fail to take action
• Latin America topples toward communism as the U.S.’s pro-Chavez policies give Venezuela more weight
• A single-payer national health care system has banned hospital admissions for anyone over 80
• Periodic blackouts are the norm after a moratorium is instituted on new oil drilling, nuclear plants and CO2-emitting coal power plants
• Business owners and entrepreneurs have moved overseas in droves to avoid higher taxes, with a huge loss of U.S. jobs
Don’t forget those tax breaks he promised to NAMBLA.
John McCain can’t be held responsible for every bigoted kook who shows up at his rallies, though guilt by association goes both ways. I would hope he’s at least concerned about some of the support he’s attracting.
One thing he can control: those sharing the dais. The McCain we thought we knew would have condemned such nonsense:
Even the opening prayer was politically charged. “O God, we are in a battle that is raging for the soul of this nation,” the preacher said. “You, O God, have raised up Senator John McCain and Governor Sarah Palin for such a time as this.” The preacher went on: “Help them, O God, to strengthen our economy, to keep our taxes and spending low . . . and grant them the privilege of being elected the next president and vice president.”
As Jesus said to His disciples, “Truly I say to you, thou shalt lower taxes and condemn gay people.”
First Barack Obama, now Sarah Palin (though to be fair, there’s a major difference between the comments of a guest speaker and those delivered by one’s pastor).
Regardless, both candidates would’ve been better off staying in bed watching “Lost in Space” reruns.
One of James Dobson’s flunkies asks “Christians” to pray for a downpour on the night Barack Obama is scheduled to give his acceptance speech at Denver’s Invesco Field.
Good thing Obama doesn’t have a firstborn son.
“Joel is a level-5 leader. He knows there is more than one way to get to a point, and he lets his people get to the point their way. He’s a true level-5—great delegator, great empowerer, great big-picture thinker.”
–Victoria Osteen, describing her husband, one of the country’s most influential evangelists and loathsome frauds.
A faltering economy is a boon to the likes of Joel Osteen, who preaches the increasingly popular “prosperity gospel.” “God wants us to prosper financially, to have plenty of money, to fulfill the destiny He has laid out for us,” he once wrote. In other words, Jesus died for your 401K.
Unfortunately, the disciples neglected to share any of His Ponzi schemes in the Gospels. Fortunately, Osteen has corrected their oversight with a series of books about how to “serve” God and make a killing doing so.
(Like most of their huckster peers, the Osteens have a flair for the garish.)