Morning snack

Sucks when that happens

• NC man drinks gasoline from jar, lights up, dies 

How long before a Public Service Announcement on the dangers of drinking gasoline and smoking is produced?

God save us from gay geeks with crappy musical taste

Masochist that I am, I have nonetheless managed to avoid “Glee.” A troublemaking friend, mindful of my disdain for musicals and gay cliches, directed me to this clip just to get my reaction. Expletives deleted.

 

I’m embarrassed for us all.

Forgive Chris Brown because he’s a handsome celebrity

BuzzFeed collected another two dozen tweets just like the one below:

Stop encouraging flash mobbers

To those people snapping pictures and clapping enthusiastically, please stop. You’re only encouraging them.

Remembering when Mitt Romney produced the Super Bowl halftime show

Ladies and gentleman, your GOP frontrunner

You can bet even this was focus grouped by The Anchorman’s campaign.

I’ll trade you the drug addict for the closeted gay

Gary Busey and Ted Haggard are swapping wives — for our entertainment, of course.

Ah, the sanctity of marriage.

For those who consider Snuggies too limiting

Cap du jour, Disney edition

Two loyal Malcontenters visiting Disney World with their 5-year-old sent along this snapshot. The people-watching has made their trip a little more tolerable.

I’d only go to Disney if the alternative was attending a diversity workshop.