I imagine him wandering aimlessly around L.A., offering his observations to anyone who’ll listen. A sampling of his latest tweets:
The Bananna is the perfectly named fruit.
— Larry King(@kingsthings) April 30, 2012
Kudos to the inventor of the straw.
— Larry King(@kingsthings) April 27, 2012
I know there’s real mayonnaise, so is there fake mayonnaise?
— Larry King(@kingsthings) April 21, 2012
I don’t like digital watches.
— Larry King(@kingsthings) April 10, 2012
And the year’s best tweet:
Sometimes I wish I could have brain surgery just so @sanjayguptaCNN could be my doctor.
— Larry King(@kingsthings) April 5, 2012
Apparently that didn’t go over well with people who’ve actually had brain surgery.
Didn’t mean to offend, I just really like and admire @sanjayguptaCNN he’s the best!
— Larry King(@kingsthings) April 5, 2012
