Greek austerity measures don’t extend to pedophiles, flashers and thieves

Say what?

Greek disability groups expressed anger Monday at a government decision to expand a list of state-recognized disability categories to include pedophiles, exhibitionists and kleptomaniacs. …

The Labor Ministry said categories added to the expanded list — that also includes pyromaniacs, compulsive gamblers, fetishists and sadomasochists — were included for purposes of medical assessment and used as a gauge for allocating financial assistance.

Wonder what Doug would think about this?

One person’s ringing endorsement is another’s dire warning

A South Carolina voter frets that Rick Perry will be the 2012 version of Fred Thompson, siphoning votes away from al-Santorum:

“Anybody still supporting Perry right now is doing it out of loyalty to him. … (Voters) know in their heart he is not a true contender in this. They need to go ahead and vote for Rick Santorum. Because if they loved Perry, they will love Rick Santorum even more.”

If the South catapults al-Santorum to the Oval Office I’ll officially renounce my heritage.

Nothing like a somewhat obscure caricature fulfilled

For years I’ve had a character that’s gotten me out of many uncomfortable silences (and caused a few): Gay redneck, loves NASCAR and dick with equal fervor.

Ronnie Sproles, Gay Redneck’s Christian name, drives a Ford truck with a sticker of a boy pissing on a Chevy right next to a rainbow flag decal. Today I got behind a guy in a Ford pick-up with a NASCAR decal affixed aside an equality sticker.

“I don’t give a shit what anyone says I do what I want to …”

If you’re not sick of Tim Tebow yet you will be

THROWS FOR 3:16 YARDS...

Posing w/ Mary Magdalene

Though I’ve never been a big fan of proselytizing jocks Tebow seems like a decent enough fellow — I’ll take him over that asshole Ben Roethlisberger any day.

It’s the Tebow acolytes I can’t stand, those who’ve turned him into a litmus test for their Christian persecution complex. Makes you wonder how Romneytron will handle this.

The former governor of Massachusetts can’t root against the New England Patriots, who will play host to the Son of Jesus next weekend, any more than he can speak ill of Tebow.

Please, someone ask him to choose a side. It’ll be fun watching The Anchorman squirm.