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Daily Archives: November 16, 2011
‘If you’re not greedy you will go far’
Russell Simmons keeps pushing my buttons
Raging hypocrite Russell Simmons visited Occupy Boston today (probably signing up new stooges for his exploitative prepaid debit card) and proceeded to jump on the most obnoxious bandwagon of all.
Had I been there I would’ve snatched that godforsaken Red Sox cap from Simmons’ bald dome and flushed it down his platinum gold toilet.
Weird overgrown adolescents camping out to see crappy flick
Team Loser
If you see an adult “Twilight” fan camping out for Friday’s premiere of the tween favorite do me a favor and mock them.
”It’s grown from something so small into something so huge,” says Eloisa Aguayo, 26, of San Diego, who also camped out for “New Moon” and “Eclipse.”
Clutching Robert Pattinson fan magazines in plastic bags to shield them from the rain, she insisted that though the crowds have grown, the camaraderie between fans has never changed.
”These people are like my family,” she said. ”No one even argues.” …
Jay Tewake, 21, spent $1,200 for a ticket to fly 10,000 miles from Auckland, New Zealand.
”It’s definitely well worth it,” he said after leading his tent neighborhood in rousing cheers, ”if just to see everyone enjoying themselves.”
It’s not Tim Tebow’s fault I’m sick of Tim Tebow
I have no problem with the Denver quarterback, who seems genuine in his beliefs.
His cult-like fans, on the other hand …
The pizza and fries lobby strikes again
Congress blocked an Obama administration attempt to make school lunches healthier this week, adjusting proposed nutritional guidelines in a way that will keep pizza and french fries on the menu, The Washington Post reported on Wednesday.
