Mitt Romney, when pressed by a New Hampshire editorial board about his *somewhat* contradictory opinions on top political issues over the last decade, had this to say: “I’ve been as consistent as human beings can be.”
Though technically created in a lab by Dick Clark, Ryan Seacrest’s birthplace is listed as Atlanta (Dunwoody, to be exact, but close enough).
Having done his part to make pop music and TV unbearable the carefully programmed carbon rod on Wednesday announced he is branching out to movies. The budding producer’s first film will be a romantic comedy written by a “Grey’s Anatomy” scribe.
No way that won’t suck.
CENTERVILLE, IOWA — Centerville Police said they have arrested an 83-year-old man on charges of prostitution.
The investigation of Ben Clifford Dawson of Centerville began on October 22.
Dawson is listed as a candidate for Centerville City Council.
Apparently the Texas governor can’t handle an “independent, self-reliant conservative black.”