What that reporter should’ve said to Matt Damon

Matt Damon is in the myth-making business. He knows a lot about myths, like the one about how two nobodies (not true — both were working actors) wrote a Oscar-winning script (with considerable help).

In rising to the defense of teachers, Damon notes their low pay and asks, “Why else would take a shit salary and really long hours unless you really loved to do it?”

Riposte: So janitors must love their job? Why else would anyone want to clean up shit, considering the pay and hours?

For the record, I partly agree: Teachers should be paid more. Good teachers. Not all teachers are quality or even qualified. Surely I wasn’t the only one who had tenured professors who never came to class. They were the minority, but it happens.

Damon speaks like your typical partisan, more interested in placating a constituency than fixing a problem. I’m sure in his world the teacher’s unions are nothing but heroic when in fact they deserve as much blame as anyone — if not more — for the shitty state of our public schools.

Miley Cyrus is SEO friendly

I’ve been invited to a speak to a group of bloggers tonight during one of the Malcontent’s more pronounced lulls. Perhaps I’ll speak on selecting a new template, aka Redesigning your blog, OCD and me.

Let’s see:

Debt ceiling. Pass.

Michele Bachmann. Still crazy.

Weather. Still hot.

Summer movies. Still lame.

Ah, here we go. Billy Ray Cyrus’ daughter got a pro-gay tattoo on her middle finger. Discuss.