Leave it to gerbil-brained Fox & Friends co-host Steve Doocy to uncover the truth:
Daily Archives: July 18, 2011
My Harry Potter memories
Once I was sitting on a plane next to a woman reading one of the Harry Potter books.
“Have you read [Harry Potter & the Troll's Gall Bladder?] yet?”
“No. I’m an adult.”
That is all.
LOOK AT ME!!!
From the country that brought you the wave (celebrating its 30th anniversary of annoying real fans at sporting events) and flash mobs comes the latest joyless diversion:
It’s planking, the practice of lying flat and still – get it? So you look like a plank – on random objects in random, unusual places.
Gee, that sounds almost as fun as standing up with your arms over your head and sitting down again, then repeating, and again …
The attention-starved are really getting desperate.
Look ma, I'm standing up and siting down
