Bin Laden will find paradise disappointing, writes Steve Martin.
Virgin No. 1: Yuck.
Virgin No. 9: It was a garlic-and-onion pizza. Why?
Virgin No. 14: I’m eighty-four. So what?
Virgin No. 16: Even I know that’s tiny.
Virgin No. 18: I’m saving myself for Jesus.
Virgin No. 22: Do you mind if we listen to Mannheim Steamroller?
Virgin No. 32: I’m a virgin because I’m so ugly.
Virgin No. 40: I’m Jewish. Why do you ask?
Virgin No. 58: Those are my testicles.
Virgin No. 65: They’re called “adult diapers.” Why?
Virgin No. 72: It was paradise, until you showed up.
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