An incredibly arrogant international business major from USC responds after learning he would not be rehired as a lifeguard (via Deadspin):
I have been offered a second internship with BMW, a profoundly respected world leader in luxury automobile manufacturing, for this upcoming summer and fall semesters. Obviously, looking to significantly enhance my resume to a level enabling me to one day run corporate America, I will be returning to this prestigious multinational corporation. Therefore, returning to the pool for another summer would be like Apple CEO Steve Jobs returning to Foot Locker for summer employment, especially seeing as that returning to the pool would mean being a subordinate to a woman of below average intelligence with the responsibility of teaching “ghetto” school children various topics and subjects that they couldn’t care less about. This would be the equivalent of Bill Gates (Microsoft CEO, in case you were unaware) applying to work as a personal computer salesperson in a local Best Buy retail store.
You may recall the scene from “Borat” in which the Kazakhstani journalist gets drunk with three racist USC frat boys. They later sued the filmmakers, claiming emotional distress but were rebuffed in their attempt to have the scene removed from the DVD.
Wrong USC dipshit.
Wrong, dipshit. I attended University of Southern California. Both the lifeguard and frat boys in question attended Univ. of South Carolina.
No locale possesses a monopoly on assholes. The particular type asshole may vary according to geography, but they are everywhere. Georgia has its share. So does New York. So does California.
Didn’t Obama write one of his professors seeking (successfully) to have a grade changed, hinting that failure to do so would be tantamount to racism? Where did I hear that story? That’s what this letter reminds me of.
I think you heard that from Donald Trump.
Haha may be! I read it somewhere, but I cannot claim it was a credible source. Coulda been one a them, ya know, Birthers!
Reminds me of something I read about George W. Bush getting into Harvard and Yale because of family connections. Could that possibly be right? Geez, Jack, does it always have to come back to Obama?
University Of South Carolina is chock full of the most arrogant assholes I have EVER seen or met in my life. Just spend a weekend at the bars down here and your head will probably explode from all the dumbassery.