If Ned Flanders was an insincere pol, he’d be Tim Pawlenty.
- Try really hard to be cool:“If this was a Lady Gaga song, the relationship between the youth vote and Barack Obama would be ‘Bad Romance’… We may not in this room have tiger blood like [Charlie Sheen] does, but we’ve got something else in common with him. There’s going to be a lot of winning on the Republican side in 2012.”
- Try really hard to be tough: “The just-out-of-office Minnesota governor confesses a love in his new book for ‘watching two guys, gloves down, helmets off, pounding each other while the ref stands back and lets it happen.’”
