The best from a year of the Blurbomat:
- Is Kristy McNichol the Greta Garbo of tomboy child actresses?
- For years I thought Elton John and Olivia Newton-John were married, but of course that’s impossible since he’s British and she’s Australian.
- Just finished Paul Reiser’s “Couplehood” — it was every bit as delightful the fourth time. Next up: “The Bridges of Madison County.”
- How come Angela Lansbury never had sex on ‘Murder She Wrote?’ She was rich, attractive and always seemed to be going up in a hot air balloon.
- Bring back “Becker” — stat!
- Whenever I face a tough decision I ask myself, “What would Mike Farrell do?”
- I was skeptical, but “Step Up: 3D” is the best of the Step Up trilogy.
- Tyler Perry should remake “Patch Adams” with an African-American cast. “Patches Adams,” starring Will Smith — a blockbuster w/ heart.
- Is there an accent Kevin Costner hasn’t mastered?
- Why do so many “That’s Incredible!” fans refuse to recognize “Real People,” and vice-versa? I loved ‘em both.
- Words of wisdom from my good friend, Kenny Loggins: “I am not free if my freedom is predicated on reacting to my past.”
- The only tea party I care about is the one held at Rip Taylor‘s house each April.
- What if “Kate and Allie” had met “My Two Dads?
- Enough with these ridiculous rumors about John Travolta’s sexuality. I know for a fact that he couldn’t keep his hands off Dame Edna.
- I’m told Pat O’Brien is drinking again. You didn’t hear it from me.
- I wish I could meet the Fockers every holiday season. Finally, a role worthy of Robert DeNiro’s talents.
