Some fresh dish ‘n ‘dat, my Winter Solstice gift to you:
Billy Zabka is nothing like the preppy villains he portrayed on-screen. A true gentleman, just like the late C. Thomas Howell.- Can someone explain to me why Matt LeBlanc is not a movie star?
- I’m pitching a new reality show: Sheldon Greenbriar’s Burbank. Thanks for the inspiration, Gov. Palin.
- Speaking of inspiring, Paula Poundstone‘s new one-woman show will make you laugh, cry and think.
- I’m told Pat O’Brien is drinking again. You didn’t hear that from me.
- I wish I could meet the Fockers every holiday season. Finally, a role worthy of Robert DeNiro’s talents.
- My sources tell me Michael McDonald is busy recording a CD of prog rock covers. Can’t wait.
- A challenge for Mr. Buggles. If video killed the radio star, what killed the video star? I suspect the information superhighway.
Well, I best return to my banana flambe. Merry X-mas, and to my Jewish friends, Happy Kwanzaa!
Hilarious, as always…