Like I wasn’t going to include Adam Sandler, Robin Williams and Michael Bay.
“Eight Crazy Nights” I didn’t see it. Some things you just know to be true.
“Magnolia” There’s no forgiving the atrocities visited upon the great Jason Robards in what would be his final film role. Imagine having to endure a weeping, badly overacting Scientologist warbling mournful Aimee Mann tunes as you lay dying.
“Patch Adams” No explanation necessary.
“Top Gun” A sequel is in the works. Can’t wait.
Anything directed by Michael Bay
Bonus pick: “To Wong Foo” Bea Arthur was a more convincing woman.