We the victims

I hope you appreciate the risks Glenn Beck took to restore your honor.
Hitchens nails this new breed of self-pitying patriots:

In a rather curious and confused way, some white people are starting almost to think like a minority, even like a persecuted one. What does it take to believe that Christianity is an endangered religion in America or that the name of Jesus is insufficiently spoken or appreciated? Who wakes up believing that there is no appreciation for our veterans and our armed forces and that without a noisy speech from Sarah Palin, their sacrifice would be scorned? It’s not unfair to say that such grievances are purely and simply imaginary, which in turn leads one to ask what the real ones can be. The clue, surely, is furnished by the remainder of the speeches, which deny racial feeling so monotonously and vehemently as to draw attention.

A potential stumbling block to Coach Palin’s bid for world domination

Her daughter, teen mom Bristol Palin, will be appearing on “Dancing with the Stars,” as will one of the “Jersey Shore” dunderheads. I smell trouble (and too much hair product).

Knocking up a Palin would be a smart career move for “The Situation,” but it could put a crimp in the former governor’s presidential aspirations. Fingers crossed.