It’s jarring to realize “Step Up 3D” is not a parody.
Sample dialogue:
“Some people learn to dance. Others are born to.”- “People dance because dance can change things. One move can bring people together. One move can make you believe like you’re something more. One move (dramatic pause) can set a whole generation free.”
Starring the devil spawn of Jane “Sassy” Pratt and famed twink photographer Bruce Webber:The inspiration:
By ‘jarring’ do you mean jarringly awesome?! I know where I’ll be spending my Sunday – enjoying a double header of “Step Up 3D” followed by Zac Efron’s tour de force, “Charlie St. Cloud.”
I assume Miley Cyrus is taking the summer off?
I like the repeated references to doing “battle”, as if these useless twits would ever “battle” for anything of value.
In honor of the 30th anniversary of ‘Don’t Say No.’ Now this is some fucking dancing:
First a Tuckahoe reference, then a Billy Squier video! My commenters rule.
atlpaddy — that video is damn funny.