It’s jarring to realize “Step Up 3D” is not a parody.
- “Some people learn to dance. Others are born to.”
- “People dance because dance can change things. One move can bring people together. One move can make you believe like you’re something more. One move (dramatic pause) can set a whole generation free.”
Starring the devil spawn of Jane “Sassy” Pratt and famed twink photographer Bruce Webber:
Angela Lansbury as Sarah Palin
**Commenters, take this post for what it is — yet another warning to sober conservatives that it’s time to spray for dipshits. This self-inflicted numbskullery does the GOP no favors.
The Iowa Republican Party recently approved its platform that includes a call for “the reintroduction and ratification of the original 13th Amendment, not the 13th amendment in today’s Constitution.”
While the 13th Amendment abolished slavery, the GOP’s motives are not racial. It’s all about embarrassing Obama. Here’s the part of the original 13th amendment Iowa Republicans want restored to the Consitution:
“If any citizen of the United States shall accept, claim, receive or retain any title of nobility or honour, or shall, without the consent of Congress accept and retain any present, pension, office or emolument of any kind whatever, from any emperor, king, prince or foreign power, such person shall cease to be a citizen of the United States and shall be incapable of holding any office of trust or profit under them, or either of them.”
Like, say, a Nobel Prize? (Or is this just more nativist bullshit?)
Granted, platforms are typically irrelevant as far as policy goes but they reveal much about who holds influence within the party.