More whining from Chris Brown

Apparently radio isn’t giving him a fair shake. Redirect your pity, forthwith.

“The Simpsons” and Eric Massa

Excellent observation from a reader on Andrew Sullivan’s blog:

This seems to be another case of life-imitates-The-Simpsons — specifically, the episode where incarcerated attempted murderer Sideshow Bob calls into (the obvious parody of) Limbaugh’s program and casts himself as a conservative unfairly railroaded by the liberal justice system. Limbaugh turns him into a martyr.

Click here for “The Simpsons” episode (go to the 3:00 mark). Here’s the imitation:

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Pass the Viagra

Days Inn musings, or things I learned watching Larry King:

• Hef ain’t such a cool cat after all. Coreys Haim and Feldman attended his Super Bowl Party. Dick Van Patten watched the Oscars at the Playboy Mansion. “Guess who I saw in the grotto? Bruce Boxleitner!”
• Don’t you know Corey Feldman will milk the hell out of the other one’s death? And how does he afford a personal assistant? (If that was your job, would you admit it? “So what do you do? I’m a Wal-Mart greeter.”
• Does starring with Corey Feldman in a sequel to “License to Drive” qualify as a comeback?
• What’s the over/under we’ll hear this before week’s end: “Coming up, a one-on-one with Ryan O’Neal, speaking out for the first time about the Oscars snub of his beloved Farrah.” Corey Feldman won’t be the only has-been squeezing the teet!

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