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Hero in a burka

A brave Saudi housewife has reached the final of the Arabic version of the X Factor after lashing out at hardline Muslim clerics on live TV.Wearing a black burkha, mother-of-four Hissa Hilal delivered a blistering poem against Muslim preachers ‘who sit in the position of power’ but are ‘frightening’ people with their fatwas, or religious [...]

Catholic League favors lowering age of consent to 12

Wow. Roberts: Bill is good but you cannot link homosexuality to a pedophilia crisis in the Catholic Church. Bill Donohue: It’s not a pedophilia… most of the victims were post pubescent… Roberts: You know… Donohue: You’ve got to get your facts straight. I’m sorry. If I’m the only one that’s going to deal with facts [...]

The Christian militia recruiting video

Dig the 80s German metal and the stilted military maneuvers. Kind of like an Al-Qaeda video, minus the monkey bars.

HORRENDOUS CUSTOMER SERVICE ALERT!

CITY STORAGE PONCE DE LEON (behind Paris on Ponce) 726 Ponce De Leon Pl Ne Atlanta, GA 30306 (404) 745-9912 They double-charged me, and when I called to seek help they directed me to U-Haul — to a number that wasn’t connected. I called back, informing them it was their mistake so they should fix [...]

Meet the ‘literary’ world’s biggest douchebag

Nicholas Sparks trades in schmaltz, writing crappy books that become even crappier movies starring the likes of Mandy Moore and Miley Cyrus. But Nicholas Sparks isn’t satisfied with cashing his obscenely large checks. “There’s a difference between drama and melodrama; evoking genuine emotion, or manipulating emotion. It’s a very fine eye-of-the-needle to thread. And it’s [...]

Cheer us, not them

Only in Atlanta, home of the nation’s lamest pro sports fans, does the coach of a playoff-bound team feel compelled to beg local fans for their support. (And don’t give me this crap about how there’s so much to do in Atlanta — like there’s no diversions in New York or Los Angeles.) It seems [...]

Dinner with Tiger

Probably had a coupon. *The notoriously stingy Woods did buy dinner for Lawton — but only once, and even then, it was a chicken wrap from Subway, she said. Just be glad Tiger’s dad didn’t tag along. He was once given a “Father of the Year” award from an organization — and showed up at [...]

Fun with the New York Post

Sandra hubby pic causes ‘fuhrer’ Heil, idiot. Here’s Sandra Bullock’s sleazeball hubby, Jesse James, posing as Nazi fiend Adolf Hitler with a German army cap on his head, raising his arm in the notorious “sieg heil” salute and…  Read Full Story

‘Happy birthday to Charley Pride, America’s finest black’

Andisheh’s Twitter feed satirizing the recent Texas textbook brouhaha is a MUST-read. Some favorites: REMINDER: Texas govt offices closed today in observance of 23rd anniversary of Wrestlemania III. #sboe #savehistory #texastextbooks 9:18 AM Mar 29th via TweetDeck The U.S. Constitution says all Christian denominations shall be treated equally. #sboe #savehistory #texastextbooks 11:33 AM Mar 27th [...]

A very special ‘Saved by the Bell’

Jessie on crank:

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