the all-white hawks

Some racist redneck wants to start a whites only basketball league (for American-born players). So what would the all-time Caucasian Hawks team look like?

They’d be deep in crappy big men: Steve Hawes, Jon Koncack, Cal Bowdler, Blair Rasmussen, Scott Hastings, Adam Keefe, Tom Burleson, Randy Breuer, Tim McCormick and Billy Paultz

Forwards: Christian Laettner, Tom Gugliotta, Bob Kauffman, Chris Crawford, John Brown and Tom McMillen

Guards: Randy Wittman, Craig Ehlo, Don Dickau and Bob Sura

Out of respect for his singular ability, I’ve excluded the late Pete Maravich. He doesn’t belong anywhere near this team.

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3 thoughts on “the all-white hawks

  1. Didn’t Chuck Nevitt briefly play for the Hawks?

    All white league sounds like he expects the likes of Danny Carver to show up for the game.

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