Some racist redneck wants to start a whites only basketball league (for American-born players). So what would the all-time Caucasian Hawks team look like?
They’d be deep in crappy big men: Steve Hawes, Jon Koncack, Cal Bowdler, Blair Rasmussen, Scott Hastings, Adam Keefe, Tom Burleson, Randy Breuer, Tim McCormick and Billy Paultz
Forwards: Christian Laettner, Tom Gugliotta, Bob Kauffman, Chris Crawford, John Brown and Tom McMillen
Guards: Randy Wittman, Craig Ehlo, Don Dickau and Bob Sura
Out of respect for his singular ability, I’ve excluded the late Pete Maravich. He doesn’t belong anywhere near this team.