conservative humor, the ultimate contradiction in terms

Ray Stevens (think Jeff Foxworthy, but even less funny) rises from the dead to take on Obamacare in a “parody” that’s too painful to watch — even if you oppose the Democratic plan.

“like lil’ kim at freaknik, [she] lost all control”

So Halle Berry plays by a different set of rules … wouldn’t be the first time:

blood money

Beyonce was reportedly paid $2 million to play at a party thrown by the wife-beating son of Libyan dictator Moammar Khadafy. Russell Simmons, who attended the party, defends his fellow millionaire from “the rash of Islamophobic words and images” thrown her way. So I guess I’m an Islamophobe for criticizing Beyonce.

show harry reid the door

In a private conversation reported in a new book, Reid described Obama during the 2008 presidential campaign as a “light-skinned” African-American “with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one.”

Republicans have every right to complain about a double standard. The precedent was set with Trent Lott, and it’s hypocritical for Democrats to give Reid a pass.

Say goodnight, Harry.