have a very thetan christmas

"All I want for Christmas is a boatload full of nubile young boys."

What do you get the Scientologist who has everything? Better consult the Dianetics & Scientology catalog.

only the tough questions

Sarah Palin has agreed to interviews with *Barbara Walters and Sean Hannity and hopes to sit down with Rusty Limbo, Glencrazy Glenn Beck and Greta Van Scientologist, whose husband advises the former Alaska governor.

Sample query:
“Governor Palin, your campaign seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular?”

*Yes, I’m aware that Walters is no conservative, but she’s hardly a tough interrogator.

what might’ve been

Houstonians appear poised to elect a lesbian as their next mayor, which would be a first for a major American city. Had Cathy Woolard not left the Atlanta City Council to run for Congress in 2004, she might well have been celebrating history tonight.

it’s about to get ugly

Atlanta’s mayoral runoffs tend to get nasty, and odds are the race between Mary Norwood and Kasim Reed will follow that pattern. The smart money is on Reed, who fared much better than expected Tuesday night.