What do you get the Scientologist who has everything? Better consult the Dianetics & Scientology catalog.
Sarah Palin has agreed to interviews with *Barbara Walters and Sean Hannity and hopes to sit down with Rusty Limbo, Glencrazy Glenn Beck and Greta Van Scientologist, whose husband advises the former Alaska governor.
“Governor Palin, your campaign seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular?”
*Yes, I’m aware that Walters is no conservative, but she’s hardly a tough interrogator.