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the irrelevance of modern conservatism
I don’t root for it, by the way. I’d rather the right be relevant, but that won’t happen as long as its major influences are a callous, hypocritical blowhard, a messianic Mormon, an unrepentant nihilist and Sarah Palin. By a wide margin, Americans consider Rush Limbaugh the nation’s most influential conservative voice. Those are the [...]
inspiration
If I have my way this song will figure prominently within the script I’m currently co-writing. INT. Dark, dank living room. John Milch Sr. and his son-in-law, Elton Bonner, watch television in silence. Probably because the volume on the TV is so loud — though not loud enough to overwhelm the din of Milch’s Pollenex [...]
the future of facebook
Unnamed reprobate Just broke into this house at 2310 Cove Island Drive, looks good 6 hours ago · Comment ·LikeUnlike Unnamed reprobate Ain’t shit here! 5:36 hours ago · Comment ·LikeUnlike Unnamed reprobate Who doesn’t keep mustard in their kitchen? Can you put horseradish sauce on hot dogs? 5:28 hours ago · Comment ·LikeUnlike Unnamed [...]
guess he’s not a robot after all
Though you would think, with all the coverage of his “accident,” that Tiger Woods is more than just a golfer. Expect a well-choreographed explanation vetted by the various components of Tiger Inc. before the market opens Monday morning.
tweet du jour
From the charming and always subtle John Oxendine: PETA wants UGA to use an “animatronic dog,” or a person in a costume as a replacement for Uga VII. The Roy Barnes liberals at work again about 6 hours ago from Su.pr
sheldon greenbriar’s thanksgiving blurbomat
What am I thankful for? So many things, not the least of which is this column. Those people who say dreams don’t come true must have unrealistic dreams. When I was little I wanted to be the next George Lazenby, but that goal was dashed when I started losing my hair at age 15. So [...]
tough questions from greta van scientologist
She’s been a Palin groupie ever since her husband began advising the Alaska governor. Van Scientologist’s “interview” with Palin included this “question”: When I have gone to these rallies when I was on the campaign trail, people are crazy about you. The enthusiasm is for you — and, of course, President Obama got an enormous [...]
“what’s bengali for slushie?”
I would’ve thought twice before inviting Joe Biden to the state dinner for India’s prime minister:
a preview of the ksm trial
An irrational narcissist and proselytizing victim goes on a killing spree then represents himself in court — Colin Ferguson, meet KSM. The major difference, besides body count: The government was constitutionally bound to grant Ferguson, an American citizen, a trial by jury. It was ugly, but necessary. I’ve yet to hear a sound argument for [...]
