

happy halloween!




A very angry middle-aged man in a late 90′s Cadillac, circling Piedmont Park and bellowing into a megaphone, “Your lifestyle is repugnant to me!” Sounded like someone from Buffalo or parts nearby.
This is why I’m not a big college football fan.
Homosexual activists want your children in every way. In order to achieve that, it is necessary to mainstream homosexuality so that anyone opposing it is severely ostracized or punished as a result.
Ridiculous, and it ignores the success of Barry Manilow, Little Richard and countless others. Americans like crappy music sung by a gay guy as much as they do crappy music crooned by straights.
I woke up this morning with terrible abdominal pain. Then I broke out in hives, odd since I’ve transitioned to a healthy diet (lots of wheats, oats, etc.) Turns out I’m gluten intolerant. Goodbye, bread.
First of all, I lost my job as diversity coordinator at Diversity Today, the magazine for professionals in the diversity field. It was so unfair. No one’s been hit harder by this stupid recession than me! Fortunately, I’ve been able to make a living as a plaintiff in various class action lawsuits, including the one filed against the publisher of Diversity Today. I like to think I have good control of my emotions, but sometimes I gots to get my anger on. So I went to the publisher’s house last month, rang the door and screamed in his face.
It’s good to let your anger out, as I learned in the amazingly empowering documentary, “Waiting for Guffman.” That brave theater director taught me lots!
Things with Xander are a little shaky. I was so excited about Pride and Halloween and originally loved Xander’s idea that we dress as the amazing Liza Minnelli and her ex-husband, David Gest. That is, until Xander told me he would be going as Liza. He actually said I would make a more convincing David Gest. I just looked at him, shaking, with tears welling in my eyes. Then I just screamed at his ass face!
I remember when Rand-O and I went as Nick and Jessica. We both looked amazing, and we had an amazing time because we were both beautiful people. On the inside, too, I might add.
I don’t know what’s going to happen this weekend. I’m beginning to wonder if I can stay with Xander. He’s actually ruining Pride for me!
And that makes me sad. And angry. Last week I waited outside a Mormon church and confronted as many of them as I could. Shame on them!
And shame on anyone who opposes hate crimes legislation. Don’t they know hate crimes save lives? Or maybe they just don’t care!
Well, I’m off to try and get my Pride on. Maybe I’ll watch my favorite movie, “To Wong Foo,” starring the amazing Patrick Swayze. It always puts me in my happy place. At least my heat allergies won’t be an issue this year.
Congratulations, City of Atlanta. You’ve created a bottleneck where one did not exist, on Decatur/Marietta. Keeping the potholes was a nice touch.
DO WE REALLY NEED to replace [Cleta Winslow] with a CUTE, Politically Ambitious METRO-SEXUAL MALE; with a left ear ring? Propped-up and financed by the Atlanta GAY MOVEMENT, and White Gentrifyers attempting to take over Pittsburgh — Adair — West End. TO LEAD US?
Researched and paid for by Intelligent Voters S.W., ATL
The Elders Briefing Room
When isn’t the Catholic League offended? I suspect WWLH (Women with Love Handles) is equally perturbed.
So filmmaker Paul Haggis has finally taken note of the Cult of Scientology’s homophobia. I smell insincerity. Besides, supporting Prop. 8 is not the worst thing Scientology has done.
If the U.S. pulls of of Afghanistan that country will be forever ruled by outlaws. Who will intercede next time around? Certainly not Russia or the United States.
Worse, Afghan women will be doomed to slavery.
The imagery is horrible. The heroin kingpin brother of the crooked Afghan president is apparently on the C.I.A. payroll. It’s becoming clear that we have no idea what to do in this part of the world. Stop digging the tires, even though it shames the U.S.
Sometimes it’s best to admit defeat.