Joe the Media-Created Sensation speaks out against gay marriage (italics added for emphasis):
People don’t understand the dictionary–it’s called queer. Queer means strange and unusual. It’s not like a slur, like you would call a white person a honky or something like that. You know, God is pretty explicit in what we’re supposed to do–what man and woman are for. Now, at the same time, we’re supposed to love everybody and accept people, and preach against the sins. I’ve had some friends that are actually homosexual. And, I mean, they know where I stand, and they know that I wouldn’t have them anywhere near my children.
Joe’s Gay Friend: Hey Joe, why didn’t you invite me to your party?
Joe: Because my kids will be there. You think I’m gonna let a queer anywhere near Joe Jr.?
Joe’s Gay Friend: Understood. Still going bowling Tuesday?
Joe: You think I’m gonna go bowling with some queer?
He sucks.