the dumbest thing obama’s said so far

I understand his strategic aims, but I still think Obama’s been much too dismissive of the burgeoning revolution in Iran.

“It’s important to understand that although there is amazing ferment taking place in Iran, that the difference between Ahmadinejad and Mousavi in terms of their actual policies may not be as great as has been advertised,” the president told CNBC.

Granted, Mousavi is no Gandhi, but he favors better relations with the West, increased rights for women and a more open Iranian society. It’s ridiculous to lump him in with Ahmadinejad.

i feel like polluting

Has anyone ever been moved to action by those public service announcements featuring children speaking out (against the dangers of, you pick: global warming, smoking, gay marriage …)?

The goal, of course, is to guilt you out of “bad behavior” because, as we all know, children are the future.

Perhaps, but I am the present, and I don’t want to hear some snot-nosed brat lecturing me about my carbon footprint. It’s not cute, it’s annoying — very, very annoying.

Now where did I put that styrofam vat full of toxic waste?

your days are numbered, ahmadinejad

Though the odds against them are great, I’m confident Iran’s reformers will prevail — sooner rather than later.

“We had one vote and we gave it to Mousavi,” said one placard at Wednesday’s rally. “We have one life and we’ll give it up for freedom.”

A squirrelly religious fanatic like Ahmadinejad doesn’t stand a chance against such desperate, albeit sincere, idealism. Better stock up on those Members Only jackets, Mahmoud.

john edwards, scumbag

What’s worse: Cheating on your cancer-stricken wife or using poor children as an election year prop? Hard to say. Stiffing Katrina survivors is pretty vile, too, but that’s a minor infraction compared to John Edwards’ other sins. 

One week before confirming the affair, he pulled the plug on College for Everyone, a program he started in 2005 at Greene Central High School in Snow Hill, N.C., which paid the first-year college tuition of any graduate who stayed out of trouble and worked 10 hours per week, at a total cost of about $300,000 per year. Edwards touted the program often on the campaign trail, calling it the first step toward a nationwide financial aid initiative. 

But Assistant Superintendent Patricia McNeill said many had been bracing for the program’s end once Edwards dropped out of the presidential contest. “Our children today are very astute and they are cognizant of what goes on in the political world,” she said.

Among those who were taken by surprise was Lavania Edwards (no relation), a pre-kindergarten teacher who is still looking for help to cover the college costs of her son Malik, who graduated from high school last week. “We were really planning on that helping,” she said. “I was disappointed and I wondered what happened in that they couldn’t continue with the program — or why no one came out to us with a definite answer.”

Edwards said he had to pull the plug because campaign supporters were less likely to give money to the program once he was out of the race. “But it served its purpose,” he said. “A lot of kids benefited.”

Meanwhile, in New Orleans, residents who had been foreclosed on after Hurricane Katrina by subprime lenders owned by Fortress Investment Group, a hedge fund that Edwards worked for and invested with, have not received the special assistance that Edwards promised after their troubles were reported by The Washington Post and Wall Street Journal in 2007.

Edwards is worth an estimated $30 million, though his soul can be had for pennies. He even used the death of his young son to help secure his spot on the Democratic ticket in 2004. 

Edwards had told Kerry he was going to share a story with him that he’d never told anyone else—that after his son Wade had been killed, he climbed onto the slab at the funeral home, laid there and hugged his body, and promised that he’d do all he could to make life better for people, to live up to Wade’s ideals of service. Kerry was stunned, not moved, because, as he told me later, Edwards had recounted the same exact story to him, almost in the exact same words, a year or two before—and with the same preface, that he’d never shared the memory with anyone else.

how to build a regional party

In South Carolina last week, a leading GOP activist “joked” that an escaped gorilla from the local zoo must be an ancestor of Michelle Obama.

When confronted, DePass responded with a non-apology even more pathetic than most: “I am as sorry as I can be if I offended anyone. The comment was clearly in jest.”

What he meant to say was that he’s as sorry as he can be that a non-Neanderthal caught wind of his (J.B.) Stoner-ism.

Not to be outdone, South Carolina GOP operative Mike Green Twittered yesterday, “JUST HEARD OBAMA IS GOING TO IMPOSE A 40% TAX ON ASPIRIN BECAUSE IT’S WHITE AND IT WORKS.”

And now a legislative aide to a GOP state senator in Tennessee has crossed that bridge to the 19th Century:

Those white bug-eyes in a sea of black?” Hi-larious. I don’t know how they come up with this stuff.

Christian Grantham of Nashville is Talking spoke to Ms. Goforth and relays the exchange:

When I asked her if she understood the controversial nature of the photo, Goforth would only say she felt very bad about accidentally sending it to the wrong list. When I gave her a second chance to address the controversial nature of the email, she again repeated that she only felt bad about sending it to the wrong list of people.

That oughta play well in Portland.

the ayatollahs are split

6a00d83451c45669e20115711bf55c970b-800wiAnother encouraging development from Iran:

“No one in their right mind can believe” the official results from Friday’s contest, Grand Ayatollah Hossein Ali Montazeri said of the landslide victory claimed by Ahmadinejad. Montazeri accused the regime of handling Mousavi’s charges of fraud and the massive protests of his backers “in the worst way possible.”

I understand Obama’s inclination not to “meddle,” but if Iran’s most senior Islamic cleric can question the election results …

Now before you conservatives say “amen,” ask yourself what would be happening in Iran right now if a pre-election, preemptive military strike had taken place? There’d be no talk of a revolution, I assure you, and it’s doubtful Ahmadinejad would’ve faced any serious opposition.

the blogosphere says what?

to the sexist asshole at the liquor store:
No, I am NOT a woman; men can carry bags for their shit these days too. No, I will not leave my $400 bag with ipod, wallet, sunglasses, etc. behind the counter, because, if for NO OTHER REASON, women are allowed to carry their bags throughout the store; and therefore, so should I.

Quoth Miss Ellie: “A $400 bag? He must be a woman.”

viva la france

In America, Scientology is protected as a religion. In France, as in Germany, it’s more accurately branded as a for-profit cult.

The Church’s Paris headquarters and bookshop are defendants in a fraud trial that began on May 25. Summing up her views on the case, state prosecutor Maud Coujard urged the court to return a guilty verdict and dissolve the organization in France.