beat a woman and walk

Chris Brown would probably be in jail if Rihanna had been a dog

Chris Brown would probably be in jail if Rihanna had been a dog

Listen up, haters, Chris Brown ain’t going nowhere.

Here’s what we’ve learned since punk-ass bitch Brown beat the shit out of his girlfriend Rihanna: Blame is assigned to the victim, while the perpetrator, acknowledging guilt, skates. Brown received five years probation and community service but won’t serve a day in jail. Paris Hilton violated probation and was sentenced to 45 days.

Injustice is served.

–CB

“i love your tan lines”

That Gov. Sanford is quite the honeydripper:

I could digress and say that you have the ability to give magnificent gentle kisses, or that I love your tan lines or that I love the curve of your hips, the erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) in the faded glow of the night’s light – but hey, that would be going into sexual details …

In the meantime please sleep soundly knowing that despite the best efforts of my head my heart cries out for you, your voice, your body, the touch of your lips, the touch of your finger tips and an even deeper connection to your soul.”