“How dare you make fun of someone’s body size. I think Rosie’s beautiful just the way she is. It’s assholes like you who are responsible for people dying of anorexia and bulimia. Shame. Shame.” Then I told him how I had suffered from both anorexia and bulimia, at the same time. He said, “I doubt that’s possible,” which was really offensive. I got so upset I vomited my dinner on their picnic blanket and, because of that rude heterosexual, I didn’t even get to see Cyndi’s amazing version of “She Bop.”
Oh, I remember this one! :) BTW, making fun of people’s body size is what I do best; keep your eye on your inbox, Malcontent; I am soon launching a new blog with a friend that I think is going to be a big hit.