Just returned from a kibbutz with Charlotte Rae, though I wish she had told me physical labor was involved. Still, it was nice to catch up with Miss Charlotte, who’ll be playing Mrs. Robinson next week at the Akron Dinner Theatre’s production of “The Graduate” opposite Jeremy “Growing Pains” Miller. Share in the laughter, and […]Read more "sheldon greenbriar’s super summer sequels special"
Miss California and Miss USA runner-up, Carrie Prejean, tossed around in the battle over gay marriage, will be a one-day guest host for Fox News Channel’s popular morning show Fox & Friends, Whispers learns. She will host the 6 a.m.-to-7 a.m. slot on May 27, filling in for Gretchen Carlson—the 1989 Miss America—who will be […]Read more "where else would one pageant contestant sub for another?"
Andy adds it up on Facebook: What if the $20M Shirley wasted on Brand Atlanta was spent on cops? At $40/hour, that’s 259 cops working for a year.Read more "the city too broke for cops"
I can’t resist: the day the earth stood still Sci-fi goodness with pretty good special effects. It’s annoying that our portrayal as humans is always so violent against what we don’t understand, but I honestly doubt it is far from the truth. I hope that if aliens do come, we are more compassionate than we […]Read more "best movie review ever"
“How dare you make fun of someone’s body size. I think Rosie’s beautiful just the way she is. It’s assholes like you who are responsible for people dying of anorexia and bulimia. Shame. Shame.” Then I told him how I had suffered from both anorexia and bulimia, at the same time. He said, “I doubt […]Read more "a tbsw? summer flashback"
Read this. You will be amused.Read more "pray for james"
Palin backs, relates to, Miss California “I respect Carrie for standing strong and staying true to herself, and for not letting those who disagree with her deny her protection under the nation’s First Amendment Rights,” Palin said. “Our Constitution protects us all — not just those who agree with the far left.” Far be it […]Read more "headline du jour"
James Madison, who initially introduced the First Amendment to the Constitution, had previously written to Thomas Jefferson on the passage of the Virginia Statute on Religious Freedom: “We have in this country extinguished forever … making laws for the human mind.” No American, he emphasized later, would be punished for his “thoughts.” They will be […]Read more "hate crimes vs. the constitution"
Lately I’ve noticed more people using “clusterfuck,” my favorite profanity. I’ve been lobbying for its return since 2006 (proof). I’d like to thank the city of Atlanta for providing the inspiration.Read more "think of me next time you say “cluster****”"