Nickelodeon says it has no plans to remove Chris Brown as a nominee for its annual Kids’ Choice Awards, despite the singer’s felony charges for allegedly beating up his girlfriend Rihanna. …Nick says Brown was nominated for his work as a performer, and kids will decide who wins.
I hope he wins. Perhaps that’ll bring some attention to our society’s callous indifference towards battered women.
Oprah is right: If a man hits you once, he will hit you again.
Inspired by Christopher Buckley, here’s some headlines I’d like to see:
“That’s what he gets for toting it around with him to the clubs,” says West Hollywood cop
Kim Jong-Il agrees to give up nuclear ambitions in exchange for American “comedian”
Taking a laptop into the bathroom isn’t practical, readers conclude
Screenwriter’s demand: “Pay me more than Dustin Lance Black!”
Long Island teen tells all about radio yakker’s sordid sex life
Bernake admits recession a hoax
No need to respond, says prez — “They gotta bomb something”
Phenom Tommy Hanson fans 16 in 13-0 win
Humiliated Red Sox fans chased from Turner Field
Cites dearth of good film comedies, desire to work with “Tiny” screenwriter
