Some “natural living” advocates want you to switch to cloth toilet paper. They claim there is no odor, but would you trust a hippie with hygiene?
The reusable wipes come in four different designs: Understated, Solids, Juvenile and, I kid you not, Fun and Funky (pictured).
My mother always said you can tell a lot about a person by what they use to wipe their ass.

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