hey sonny, this ain’t louisiana!

So stop acting like Edwin Edwards. Gov. H. Dumpty’s latest questionable perk:

Gov. Sonny Perdue signed an executive order on his first day in office in 2003 declaring he and most state workers wouldn’t take any gifts worth more than $25 from lobbyists.

But last year he accepted a flight to Jacksonville for the Georgia-Florida football game from a lobbyist for CSX Transportation, Atlanta Falcons tickets from his former chief of staff who is now a prominent lobbyist, and refreshments at the Republican National Convention from a lobbyist for AT&T, according to reports filed with the State Ethics Commission.

Sonny sure is good at finding “loopholes”:

► In 2004, under Perdue’s watch, the state passed on an opportunity to buy the 20,000-acre Oaky Woods tract, a process in which Perdue was involved despite the fact that he owns 101 acres immediately adjacent to the tract. The property eventually was sold to developers, and the value of Perdue’s adjacent acreage doubled in value.

► In the waning days of the 2005 legislative session, state Rep. Larry O’Neal, a Bonaire Republican who also was Perdue’s lawyer, pushed through a piece of legislation that made a tax break on land sales retroactive to 2004. The new law gave Perdue a $100,000 break on a Florida land deal.

► In the 2004 land deal that was the subject of the tax break, Perdue purchased approximately 20 acres near Walt Disney World for $2 million from Stanley Thomas, a large-project developer whom Perdue the year before had appointed to the state Board of Economic Development – clearly a prime perch for a developer. And the land Perdue bought is located next door to a resort community where half-acre lots were selling in 2004 for hundreds of thousands of dollars.

► Late in 2007, Houston County – the governor’s home county – was chosen as the site for a planned $22 million fish hatchery and visitor center, a centerpiece of the governor’s initiative to promote fishing and tourism in the state.

► Last year, as the roiling economy prompted him to revise state tax revenue estimates downward by $245 million, Perdue left a $7.3 million outlay for a horse barn and practice ring at the Georgia National Fairgrounds and Agricenter – in Houston County – in the state budget.

And don’t forget the $21 million loan he secured under “remarkable circumstances”:

The lender — a farm credit bank based in Perry — allowed Perdue to put up collateral worth less than 20 percent of the loan’s value, according to a security deed filed in Houston County Superior Court. Commercial lenders typically insist on a far greater level of collateral, and the federal agency that regulates farm banks requires strict underwriting standards to guarantee loan repayment.

The bank, AgGeorgia Farm Credit, focuses on real estate lending and carries just $55 million in business loans on its books, according to its latest quarterly report. Now a large proportion of that portfolio is devoted to the governor, who is a familiar figure to AgGeorgia’s leaders: Eight of the bank’s 23 directors contributed to Perdue’s re-election campaign in 2006.

Unlike his three most recent predecessors, Sonny refused to place his financial interests in a blind trust (the General Assembly should immediately pass legislation that requires it).

The AJC’s Alan Judd reported that, in 2006, Perdue’s holdings had increased by more than one-third in four years.

To quote Bob Dole, where’s the outrage? Seriously. The evidence against Perdue is overwhelming and yet he fails to see the need to explain himself.

That’s what you get when you elect a candidate who courted flaggers and the techer’s union, as Perdue did in his successful run against Roy Barnes in 2002.

a little late, are we?

picture-21-400x224The folks over at Queerty have created a slight ruckus with their criticism of the stereotypical gay characters in “He’s Just Not That Into You,” which looks wretched regardless (1. Drew Barrymore‘s in it; 2. “Relationship experts,” stealing the title from a line in “Sex in the City,” wrote it; and 3. It’s about relationships).

What is a problem, however, is how the few gay characters that are on screen are forced to behave: in the flameyest, lispingest, “fiercest” stereotypes imaginable. If black actors were forced to endure Stepin Fetchit, then this minstrel show of homosexuality can only be construed as Mincin’ Jazz Hands.

So what else is new? Eight years ago, in a column that appeared in the Los Angeles Times, I wrote:

And where’s the indignation over repeatedly trite media characterizations of homosexuals, as if it’s a given that we’re all theatrical and melodramatic, with a show tune in our hearts?

Welcome aboard, Queerty, you self-loathing homophobes!

Really, I do appreciate the company. Not that it matters much: “He’s Just Not That Into You” is sure to be a big hit. A sitcom spin-off will likely follow.

Three screaming queens playing good-natured fag to Drew Barrymore’s adorable hag … hell, that’s box office gold.

for the love of bob marley, leave michael phelps alone

Lively up yourself

Lively up yourself

Bob Marley would’ve been 64 Friday, and no doubt he would’ve celebrated with a nice big fattie.

Michael Phelps is 23. Like 95 percent of people his age, the gold medalist experimented with pot. Hell, we should’ve given it to him for free.

When I smoked weed I did nothing to earn it. Had I trained five hours a day in a pool, I would’ve demanded it.

There’s no scientific evidence that marijuana is a gateway drug. That gate is opened the minute you cheat on a test or lie to your parents. What you do after is a matter of opportunity and weakness.

Hell, if we really want to stimulate the economy, legalize pot. In the meantime, lay off Michael Phelps.