I hope she’s having an affair with Ted Stevens — anything that would prevent her inevitable bid for the White House. She belongs on the sidelines, literally:
- Speaks in empty platitudes. Often mentions teamwork. Masters many cliches, repeats accordingly.
- Huge ego. Told Larry King she wants to help lead the effort to make reporters less biased ’cause, you know, she used to be a journalist. Yes, the former Wasilla sportscaster really said that.
- Avoids blame. The Katie Couric interview went badly because Sarah didn’t like the questions she was asked. I knew it was someone else’s fault. Always is.