sheldon greenbriar’s blurbomat

Heading out to Jaye P. Morgan’s pad for mimosas, but first a little dish and ‘dat: 

Arte Johnson was a troubled man. 

All my non-heterosexual friends are angry with me because I voted Yes on Prop. 8. I don’t get it. I voted Yes for gay marriage. Methinks there’s some self-loathing going on. 

Robin Williams + septic tank jokes = comic poop, er, gold. “RV” is this week’s must-rent. 

From the “you learn something new every day department”: Turns out Robert Wagner and Stefanie Powers aren’t married. As for Miss Powers, she’s still gorgeous!

Paging Doug Henning: The world could use a little magic and illusion right about now. 

I’ll never forgive Leeza Gibbons for what she said to me. 

I miss “Mastermind Monday’s” at David and Liza’s. Did you know I once met the game’s inventor, Mordecai Meirowitz? He didn’t find my Jewish jokes funny, which surprised me considering he lived in Israel.

I know most people find them cute, but trolls scare me. 

Speaking of Paul Williams … I’m not a fan.

Bring back “Becker” — stat! 

I know he’s a Scientist, but Tom Cruise never struck me as smart.