I had one of those moments the other night. Motherfucking MapQuest!
Then I remembered my calm blue ocean. Ten seconds of talking like Fred Schneider and I was fine. Never fails.
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- South Park
- special interests
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- teens
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- the 'burbs
- The Anchorman
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- the blurbomat
- the bomb
- the brounies
- The Clintons
- The decade's best/worst
- the easily offended
- The Edwards affair
- the fat manatee
- The Founders
- the language
- the majority middle
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- The Middle East
- The MJ circus
- The South
- the wisdom of t
- Tiger
- tired old hacks
- toadies
- tolerance gone mad
- torture
- totalitarianism
- transportation
- trivial
- UGA
- Uncategorized
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- victim mentality
- voter intimidation
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- Waylon
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