what explains the gay grin

If your gaydar is below par, don’t despair. Just look at the mouth. If, when posing, the subject flashes a beatific, pixie-like grin, they’re most assuredly gay.

I don’t know the gentlemen pictured above, but, considering the snapshot was captured at a Backstreet Boys concert, assumptions can be made. That, and the expressions on their faces.

This isn’t a criticism, it just is, though that Stepford smile tends to signify a certain packaged quality.

So who will save the cutie on the left — the one without the gay grin — from a lifetime of bad concerts and shallow banter?

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