And The Boston Globe Shall Lead Us

I couldn’t agree more with their endorsements: Obama, the Illinois Democrat, fulfills America’s need for “a president with an intuitive sense of the wider world,” and that McCain, the Arizona Republican, ”has done more than his share to transcend partisanship and promote an honest discussion of the problems facing the United States.”

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Huckabee’s Slippery Ethics

If Mike Huckabee is your Secret Santa, don’t be surprised to receive a Jack LaLanne power juicer. Or maybe an asparagus pot (whatever the hell that is). Huckabee managed to pile up $112,000 in freebies in a single year as governor. … Wedding gifts are exempt from ethics restrictions in Arkansas, and when Mike left […]

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The 10 Most Annoying Holiday Songs Ever

A comprehensive and diverse list, leaving no holiday behind: *”So This Is Christmas,” John and Yoko *”Simply Have a Wonderful Christmastime,” Paul McCartney *”Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree,” Brenda Lee *”Jingle Bells,” Barbra Streisand *Anything by Manheim Steamroller *”Hanukkah Song,” Adam Sandler *”Kwanzaa Is Here,” Greta Pedersen *”Baby It’s Cold Outside,” Nick Lachey and Jessica […]

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The 10 Most Annoying Holiday Songs Ever

A comprehensive and diverse list, leaving no holiday behind: *”So This Is Christmas,” John and Yoko *”Simply Have a Wonderful Christmastime,” Paul McCartney *”Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree,” Brenda Lee *”Jingle Bells,” Barbra Streisand *Anything by Manheim Steamroller *”Hanukkah Song,” Adam Sandler *”Kwanzaa Is Here,” Greta Pedersen *”Baby It’s Cold Outside,” Nick Lachey and Jessica […]

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Why Was I Not Informed?

And I claim to be a major Ween fan — “La Cucaracha” was released in October and I’m only now discovering it. Unfortunately, I’m a bit underwhelmed. I don’t know what to think about “Friends,” a pretty straightforward dance mix, but then again Ween has put their own spin on just about every genre, so […]

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Typical Self-Serving Crap

Bill Clinton was his usual pious, whiny self on “Charlie Rose” Friday night, dismissing Obama while claiming Hillbot is the only “agent for change.” He neglects to mention what change she’s engineered. At least he didn’t call Obama a crack dealer.

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