Might this be the most contrived pile of shit ever produced (can shit be contrived)?Try to keep track of the poorly choreographed pratfalls while reflecting on a culture that grants success to the likes of frat boy Dane Cook.
(Editor’s note: I despise Robin Williams.)
O.J. will escape accountability yet again. I’d prefer he rot in jail, but the case against him looks weak:
Thomas Riccio, whose tip to O.J. Simpson led to what authorities allege was armed robbery that could put O.J. behind bars, has a checkered past.
Riccio, an ex-con and well-known memorabilia dealer, has been in the headlines for selling Anna Nicole Smith’s diaries for $500,000 and attempting to sell a video of Smith’s breast enhancement surgery.
Is there anything better than late night “Simpsons” reruns? Kudos to one of our local television concerns for making it happen.
I know I’m not supposed to call her fat, or in any way ridicule Britney Spears (lest I betray “gay culture“). But when a judge awards temporary custody of your children to Kevin Federline, I think it’s safe to conclude you’re an unfit mother.
Like any self-centered, negligent parent, Spears deserves scorn, not pity (reserve that for her kids). Expect nothing but the latter from her coterie of queeny lapdogs — that is, until she attempts to usurp Madonna as Judaism’s ambassador.
Must all our “icons” be brain-dead twats?
She may lack the comedic chops of Jessica Alba, but there’s no shame in being Mel Brooks’ muse.
The late Madeline Kahn never rushed a laugh, nor did she cave to vanity. That makes her an all-timer, as demonstrated in the following clips:
"Oh sweet mystery of life at last I’ve found you!"
"Jeans? You’re wearing jeans? I bet they’re tight."
Channeling Pat Nixon (flash forward four minutes).
Might this be the most contrived pile of shit ever produced (can shit be contrived)?Try to keep track of the poorly choreographed pratfalls while reflecting on a culture that grants success to the likes of frat boy Dane Cook.
(Editor’s note: I despise Robin Williams.)
