Today’s must-read

Just when I think his penis can’t get any smaller, you-know-who tops himself. Now an innocuous pop song has inflamed Duane’s delicate sensibilities — then again, a stiff breeze offends him.

Duane’s riposte: ARE YOU A COMPLETE FUCKING MORON??? Seriously, I definitely think that you must have been, at the very least, one of the challenged children in school, and as a result, needed special ed. The reason I believe this, is because, yet again, you have completely missed what I have said, something that anyone with a second grade reading level would be able to not only comprehend, but master.

I’m offended by his insensitive attack on the mentally challenged, as well as his obsessive reliance on parenthetical clauses.

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3 thoughts on “Today’s must-read

  1. I remember when Ozzy and Judas Priest banded together in the early 1980′s to encourage me to kill myself. Didn’t work, though.

  2. Kinda like those bastard Village People cruelly making light of the serious issue of gay homelessness in that YMCA song.

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