July 10, 2007

Offsetting the cuteness

July 10, 2007 // 1 Comment

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Jeff was right — my reputation demands I counter that adorable picture posted yesterday with something grotesque. So here’s my revenge (hint: it’s not [...]

A gay wedding nightmare

July 10, 2007 // 0 Comments

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Tori Spelling officiated (she was ordained online). Martinis named after the couple’s favorite Broadway musicals were served to all the guests. One of the grooms [...]

The material c**t

July 10, 2007 // 0 Comments

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Fuck this inane diva worship. Madonna‘s no icon — she’s a withered old hag with an ego that would make Bill Clinton blush. The cult-enabling bitch made the [...]

Consider the source

July 10, 2007 // 6 Comments

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For those who take Michael Moore seriously, here’s some reminders why you shouldn’t: In a typically inane passage of Downsize This!, Moore’s slapdash satire [...]

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