Married Louisiana senator David Vitter admitted yesterday he had hired hookers supplied by the infamous “D.C. Madam.” Last year, Vitter told the New Orleans Times-Picayune: And, when asked directly whether he meant to say that gay marriage is more important that hurricane relief, he tried to clarify. “What I meant,” Vitter said, is that “the […]Read more "Yet another conservative hypocrite"
Jeff was right — my reputation demands I counter that adorable picture posted yesterday with something grotesque. So here’s my revenge (hint: it’s not another shirtless pic of Carrot Top, but it will make you queasy).Read more "Offsetting the cuteness"
Everyone’s out to get him, apparently, even CNN’s respected medical journalist, Dr. Sanjay Gupta. Watch Michael Moore go off on Wolf Blitzer here.Read more "Fat bastard throws a hissy fit"
Tori Spelling officiated (she was ordained online). Martinis named after the couple’s favorite Broadway musicals were served to all the guests. One of the grooms serenaded the crowd with a “rousing” reindition of “Cabaret.” And the first dance was to a Madonna song. Sounds like they had every cliche covered.Read more "A gay wedding nightmare"
I do not like my state of mind; I’m bitter, querulous, unkind. I hate my legs, I hate my hands, I do not yearn for lovely lands. I dread the dawn’s recurrent light; I hate to go to bed at night. I snoot at simple, earnest folk. I cannot take the gentlest joke. I find […]Read more "A dispatch from the Algonquin"
Fuck this inane diva worship. Madonna‘s no icon — she’s a withered old hag with an ego that would make Bill Clinton blush. The cult-enabling bitch made the following demands of reporters at Saturday’s Live Earth concert: We can reveal that US TV presenters who interviewed her were bizarrely ordered never to lose eye contact […]Read more "The material c**t"
For those who take Michael Moore seriously, here’s some reminders why you shouldn’t: In a typically inane passage of Downsize This!, Moore’s slapdash satire of the political landscape, he pens a chapter proclaiming “O.J. Is Innocent.” … After I faxed Simpson, he called me from his new home in Pacific Palisades. “Obviously, I like Michael […]Read more "Consider the source"