A divided nation unites in cheering the news that a spoiled heiress finally got hers. I’m enjoying it — aren’t you?Read more "The joy of schadenfreude"
If you think Mitt Romney is annoying, check out his Stepford-bred son. We’re likely to see a lot more of him: Romney has opened up a nine-point lead in New Hampshire. Are we really going to have to choose between Hillary and Mitt? Third party, anyone?Read more "Hidely-ho, voterinos!"
Irving Kristol once defined a neoconservative as a liberal who had been mugged by reality. By the same token, can a liberal be defined as a neoconservative who had suddenly found a need for the tort bar? We may find that out in a Manhattan court, where Robert H. Bork — the Supreme Court nominee […]Read more "Bork flips, flops, and falls over tort reform"
With everyone buzzing about the last episode of “The Sopranos” (I’m not even going to guess what happens), here’s a look back at the classic final scene from “Newhart.”Read more "Hi, Bob"
All this Paris Hilton talk has reminded me of another spoiled brat. She was an old friend of mine and Miss Ellie’s. She was very, very dramatic. The headline above was an actual quote. She emerged from her room, white as a ghost, proclaiming that her arms were falling off her body. For real. We […]Read more "“Oh my God. My arms are falling off my body”"
Paris Hilton was sensationally released from jail — over fears she was suicidal… (Link)Read more "Whatever happened to survival of the fittest?"