Here’s how Andy should’ve written his story on the local blogosphere:
THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS A BAD BLOGGER
In choosing five local bloggers that matter, we pored over thousands of worthy contenders. Try as we might, we couldn’t find a bad one. Whether it was yearning for one’s foreskin or detailing the contents of that morning’s breakfast, all blogs reviewed had something to say. Something consequential.
Fluff. Blather. Positive reinforcement. Rinse. Repeat.