(Via Jeff)
A Bentonville, Ark., man is seeking $20,000 from the city after his two teenage sons found a book on lesbian sex on a public library bookshelf.
He also wants the library director fired.
Earl Adams said his 14- and 16-year-old sons were “greatly disturbed” after finding the book, titled “The Whole Lesbian Sex Book.” Adams said the book caused “many sleepless nights in our house.”
According to Adams, his sons were browsing for a book on military academies when they found the lesbian how-to book.
Damn’t tiny – must’ve been the pictures of Rosie types and not the Penthouse version that gave them nightmares.
Butt-head: I probably will. Not you. You’re too much of a butt monkey.
Beavis: Shut up, dil-hole.
Butt-head: Butt dumpling.
Beavis: Turd burglar.
Butt-head: Uh… Ass goblin.
Beavis: Shut up, Butt-Head. Hey, doesn’t Tom Anderson live on this street?
Butt-head: Uh… Yeah.
Beavis: ‘Cuz… Uh… I need to stop by his toolshed for a couple minutes.
[laughs]
Beavis: You know I’m sayin’?
Butt-head: Huh huh… tool.
get a life