Well folks it’s certainly been a weekend to remember, but not in a good way. I’ve finally stopped crying long enough to record my thoughts.
Friday night Randy and I went to see "Borat," and I don’t see what all the fuss is about. Give me Adam Sandler or Robin Williams any day! Okay, there were a few funny scenes, but only a few. I don’t like mean-spirited comedy, and believe me "Borat" is a poopyhead … LITERALLY! I couldn’t believe Randy was laughing so hard. I wanted to see "Man of the Year" but Rand-O overruled me, and I’m sorry he did.
We argued about the movie afterwards and I started crying so we just went home and went to bed. Check that, I went to bed, he went to the couch. So the next morning I felt a little guilty, ’cause you know how bullheaded I can be. Who, me? Ha ha!
So I made my famous waffles, which I hadn’t done in so long. You go, Aunt Jemima! Anyway, Randy was all appreciative and stuff until he asked for the jelly. I mean, who puts jelly on waffles? I told him we didn’t have any, and he started pouting, like he so often does. First of all, only an idiot would put jelly on one of my sorta homemade waffles. Well, that didn’t go over too well. He called my judgemental, which really made me upset.
We called a truce and watched “Dancing with the Stars” on TiVo. And wouldn’t you know it, we had another fight. He actually thinks Joey Lawrence is sexier than Mario Lopez! Hellllo? Joey Lawrence is like totally bald. Don’t get me wrong, bald people can be sexy but Blossom’s bro just can’t pull it off. Mario Lopez, meanwhile — Mamma mia, gives me some of that!
You’ll be glad to know that Randy and I finally made up. We made it through the rain, as someone once sang. Hope you guys didn’t get “rained on, too” this weekend.
Hugs and kisses :<)