Giving alcohol a bad name

The very funny Wanda Sykes opines on Mark Foley’s “alcoholism”

Flashback: Wanda on Clinton, from Chris Rock’s old HBO show

Bonus flashback: N**** please cereal, deep fried and covered with a sugary BBQ sauce

Giving alcohol a bad name

The very funny Wanda Sykes opines on Mark Foley’s “alcoholism”

Flashback: Wanda on Clinton, from Chris Rock’s old HBO show

Bonus flashback: N**** please cereal, deep fried and covered with a sugary BBQ sauce

The Material hypocrite

(Self-loathing alert)

For all of her preaching about AIDS, Madonna lists nothing on her Ray of Light return for groups like amfAR, Elton John’s AIDS Foundation or dozens of other organizations trying to stamp out the disease in Africa.

Only one charity besides Kabbalah — Habitat for Humanity at $100,000 — got a large amount of Madonna’s money.

The mega millionaire prefers to waste her money brainwashing the unfortunate. First it was Britney Spears. Her newest target: African orphans.

Wednesday’s announcement that she’s going to build an orphanage in the African country of Malawi is linked to the planned curriculum: Kabbalah. …

She gave their Spirituality for Kids branch $268,106 in 2005. Madonna donated another $184,250 to the Kabbalah Centre itself. And that’s what she’s reporting publicly and in the United States.

They may lack food, but at least these African children will get those nifty red strings for their emaciated wrists.

Make mine a floral print

The Malcontent continues its crusade to mainstream the mumu, with a little help from Homer Simpson

While Bea Arthur/Maude isn’t donning her trademark flowing housecoat, this scene easily qualifies as a TV classic (and an amateur history lesson, compliments of Archibald Bunker)

Giving alcohol a bad name

The very funny Wanda Sykes opines on Mark Foley’s "alcoholism"

Flashback: Wanda on Clinton, from Chris Rock’s old HBO show

Bonus flashback: N**** please cereal, deep fried and covered with a sugary BBQ sauce

Giving alcohol a bad name

The very funny Wanda Sykes opines on Mark Foley’s "alcoholism"

Flashback: Wanda on Clinton, from Chris Rock’s old HBO show

Bonus flashback: N**** please cereal, deep fried and covered with a sugary BBQ sauce

Mr. Integrity

Ann Coulter finds plenty to admire about Mark Foley –

Foley didn’t claim he was the victim of a “witch-hunt.” He didn’t whine that he was a put-upon “gay American.” He didn’t stay in Congress and haughtily rebuke his critics. He didn’t run for re-election. He certainly didn’t claim he was “saving the Constitution.”

Mr. Integrity

Ann Coulter finds plenty to admire about Mark Foley –

Foley didn’t claim he was the victim of a “witch-hunt.” He didn’t whine that he was a put-upon “gay American.” He didn’t stay in Congress and haughtily rebuke his critics. He didn’t run for re-election. He certainly didn’t claim he was “saving the Constitution.”

Cap du jour

From the Animal Olympic Games in China –

Cap du jour

From the Animal Olympic Games in China –

Noted and quoted, thank God I’m not a Muslim edition

“If he do not intend masturbation and discharging semen and nothing is discharged, his fasting is correct even though he has done a ḥarām (forbidden) act. But, if he intends masturbation or he knows that he usually discharges semen by this process and semen really comes out, it is a ḥaram intentional breaking fasting.”

–Iranian Supreme Leader Sayyid Ali Khameini, responding to a question on his website.

Another reader asked: “Once in the holy month of Ramadan, I forgot to brush my teeth, and some tiny bits of food remained in my mouth. I swallowed the bits unintentionally. Do I have to perform the qaḍa (repent) for that day’s fast?”

“If you did not know that some bits of food remained between the teeth, or you did not know that they would reach the throat, and they were swallowed unknowingly and unintentionally, then you are not liable to make (repent) of the fast,” said Khameini. 

And I thought the Baptists were strict.

Noted and quoted, thank God I’m not a Muslim edition

“If he do not intend masturbation and discharging semen and nothing is discharged, his fasting is correct even though he has done a ḥarām (forbidden) act. But, if he intends masturbation or he knows that he usually discharges semen by this process and semen really comes out, it is a ḥaram intentional breaking fasting.”

–Iranian Supreme Leader Sayyid Ali Khameini, responding to a question on his website.

Another reader asked: “Once in the holy month of Ramadan, I forgot to brush my teeth, and some tiny bits of food remained in my mouth. I swallowed the bits unintentionally. Do I have to perform the qaḍa (repent) for that day’s fast?”

“If you did not know that some bits of food remained between the teeth, or you did not know that they would reach the throat, and they were swallowed unknowingly and unintentionally, then you are not liable to make (repent) of the fast,” said Khameini. 

And I thought the Baptists were strict.

Noted and quoted, Left Coast bashing edition

“Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they’re the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be … ‘South Park’ was based on our hatred and loathing for Hollywood.”

–”SP” creator Trey Parker 

Noted and quoted, Left Coast bashing edition

“Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they’re the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be … ‘South Park’ was based on our hatred and loathing for Hollywood.”

–”SP” creator Trey Parker 

Beauty and the beast

And you thought the Carrot Top pic was disgusting … how ’bout Rosie O’Donnell doing it missionary style? As a consolation, Julian McMahon is on top, shielding us from any potential Rosie nudity. Watch here (bare ass alert)